Introducing the Energy Poo Generation System!
Everybody wants to save the planet, but people are dismissing what could be our most abundant source of energy - Human Waste! Everybody is full of s--t. Some more than others. Now our patent-never-coming device can convert all of that crap into energy to power your home. Simply do the deed, flush the toilet, and we'll do the rest.
The Energy Poo system generates power in two ways. First, when you flush, our mini turbines capture the hydroelectric energy created by the flowing water. Then, your waste is delivered to our fairly water tight tank, where our system releases our special blend of bacteria. As the bacteria interacts with your feces, it creates enough energy to power a lightbulb for ten seconds. When the process is complete, the remaining sludge is delivered to a storage tank and it makes a wonderful liquid fertilizer!
Everyone poops, but now your poop can save you and your family money - while also helping to save the planet!
The Energy Poo system generates power in two ways. First, when you flush, our mini turbines capture the hydroelectric energy created by the flowing water. Then, your waste is delivered to our fairly water tight tank, where our system releases our special blend of bacteria. As the bacteria interacts with your feces, it creates enough energy to power a lightbulb for ten seconds. When the process is complete, the remaining sludge is delivered to a storage tank and it makes a wonderful liquid fertilizer!
Everyone poops, but now your poop can save you and your family money - while also helping to save the planet!
None of this is true. This is an April Fool's Joke!
